Friday, July 31, 2009

WTF?!!

Hey hears a good idea...lets sneak a 15 y.o. Kid into a bar for a comedy Show, Then have the "mayor" get pissed off cause I work a little blue..."hey how could you talk about sex in front of a 15 y.o. boy"...Are you kidding me!?? What the fuck is he even doing here?!! and if anyone needs to hear what I'm talking about its the 15 y.o....WTF ?!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I like you but "FAN"?!!

I'm just wondering why Facebook is suggesting that I become a "FAN" of Staples! Really "FAN" as in Fanatic, as in Fanatical? Meaning I would go to Staples shirtless with their logo painted on my chest, holding a Kodak printer ink foam #1 finger hand, only after hanging out in their parking lot drinking beer and BBQ hot dogs and burgers every Sunday?!!...Maybe I'm just in a bad mood...

Monday, July 13, 2009

Ok, I know now I'm just bitching

I'm not happy about this, but here it is:
I'm now on Twitter?!!

When is this going to end?

I already have Myspace, Facebook, Email, Gmail, Youtube page, web site, and a Blog,

and now I have to Twitter as well?...

Soon I'm not even going to have time to do Shows.

I will be way too busy updating where I'm suppose to be doing Shows.

Whats next Watch me watch you . com!

It was bad enough with Myspace and Facebook. always asking me:

"Whats on your mind?"

WHAT?!!

Look I know I have had "relations" so to speak with my laptop, but I'm not dating my computer! You can't ask me that! We are not going out Toshiba!!!

Now I get to log onto to Twitter and get"

"What are you doing?"

"How about now?"

"and now?"

"What about now?"

They should rename it Nag me . com

So here I go Tweet , Tweet!!!

www.Twitter.com/JoeFontenot

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Leave no child behind my ass!!!


Thank you Portland Public Schools


First off, cursive writing...anyone use this?...anyone? I spent grades 1st through 3rd learning this huge waste of time!!! and I don't even use it, only when I'm signing something and most of the time I'm typing it anyway via: email, myspace, facebook , porn sites you get my point.


And Spelling?! I'm 33 years old and I always misspell “intell”. See what I mean!!!

I'm just running around misspelling “until”!!!

And thanks to my spell check I don't even try. I just kinda type the words in and hit "fix".


I also failed my Career Ed Class in High School, for making jokes and messing around!!!

Ahem, “HI I'M A COMEDIAN”!!!

“Maybe I was on task Mr. Whitehead!” (Yeah, real last name)

I want Reynolds High School to change my grade!!!

Clearly, I was preparing for my career.

Talk about leave no child left behind?!!

You left me waaaayyy behind…

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Short

I'm just saying that if you walk around in the Summer time in a Football jersey, we should be able to tackle you. (even more so if its a team you hate)

"Bro what happened to your knee?"
"Wore my Romo jersey to the store"