I have way too much time on my hands...

Ok I get the "fan" thing on Facebook with bands, comics, sports teams BUT STORES NOW?!!

REALLY?!!

Recently someone suggested that I become a "fan" of Safeway... So instead of just hitting the ignore button, and cursing under my breath about how dumb it is. I decided to become a "fan" that way I can take it out on their fan page. So I started posting on their page, nothing crazy at FIRST but they keep deleting every thing I posted! I guess what I had to say wasn't "PC"!!! So of course I started to take it to the extreme, you want to delete my posts!!! I'm going to make it worth it. I will continue to terrorize what ever corporate dick who is in charge of this "fan" page. Here are just a few post that you will never see on the "fan page"

Dear Sirs,

First off I would like to say,

I love your store and shop there about three times a week. ( or should I say did shop there)

I love your low prices, and great selection! My only complaint is your more than over aggressive security and cracker jack produce department!!! Do they even know ripe?!! What kinda of training do they have? To call security on us and throw us out for testing the "ripeness" of a 9 inch cucumber is BULL CRAP!!! It's not like I was gong to put the cucumber back!!! I'm from a small farming town in Washington, I know a ready cucumber when I see one!!! AND trust me that one was ready!!! AND I was ready to buy and consume it BUT NO!!! Did you not see the large crowed that was watching and learning the proper way to pick out a ripe large ready cucumber? Maybe your staff should have been taking it in, and learning...GOOD DAY!!!

Dear Safeway

I'M DOING GOOD!!!

Thank you so much for asking!!! Can you please continue to follow me around the store, and ask me the same question over and over again?!! While your at it you should take down the signs that tell us whats in the the row, I don't have enough empty pointless conversations with people who really don't give a crap about "how I'm doing today" and look confused and bothered when I answer...Keep up the good work!!!

To whom it may concern:

Next time I buy a six pack and pizza pockets, and you ask me if I need help out. The answer will be yes, and by the way I'm taking the bus...

Dear customers of Safeway,

For god sakes will you please just cross the "road" in front of the store in a straight line, while not talking on your cell phone, in an orderly manner... WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR SO MANY PEOPLE?!! Thank you I fell better (until the next time I go to Safeway)