Happy Halloween...you look like a whore, thank you

This is gonna sound like I'm complaining but I'm not...Just don't understand why ladies wait for Halloween to dress like whores? You can't say its not true, your costumes don't even make sense "look I'm a cop he he" Really?!! I've never seen a cop in a thong, if cops dressed like hookers I wouldn't mind being pulled over, Again im not complaining, as a matter of fact its because of this I think we should have Halloween like 4 times a year!!!