Sunday, July 12, 2009

Leave no child behind my ass!!!


Thank you Portland Public Schools


First off, cursive writing...anyone use this?...anyone? I spent grades 1st through 3rd learning this huge waste of time!!! and I don't even use it, only when I'm signing something and most of the time I'm typing it anyway via: email, myspace, facebook , porn sites you get my point.


And Spelling?! I'm 33 years old and I always misspell “intell”. See what I mean!!!

I'm just running around misspelling “until”!!!

And thanks to my spell check I don't even try. I just kinda type the words in and hit "fix".


I also failed my Career Ed Class in High School, for making jokes and messing around!!!

Ahem, “HI I'M A COMEDIAN”!!!

“Maybe I was on task Mr. Whitehead!” (Yeah, real last name)

I want Reynolds High School to change my grade!!!

Clearly, I was preparing for my career.

Talk about leave no child left behind?!!

You left me waaaayyy behind…