Saturday, January 1, 2011

The names have been changed to protect the crazy

People are crazy: here is a instant message chat I had while on Facebook with some chick I didn't know

her: hey!
me: hey
her: how are you
me: good, you
her: good
...me:
her: I sent you a game request on your wall
me: OK
her: did you delete it
he: yes
her: why
me: I don't play games on here
her: that was rude
me: oh yea
her: yea why don't you just leave it
me: why do you care
her: I just think it was rude of you
me: why are you talking to me
her: I just wanted to ask you
me: I trying to look at porn go away
her: you're an ass
me: thank you!!!
her: I'm going to unfriend you
me: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME!!!
her: I think you're an ASS!
me: do I know you or do you just pick random dude on facebook to nag because no one will date you
her FUCK U I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
me: THEN GO NAG HIM!!! I'm trying to watch donkey show porn
her: ew you are gross
me: have you tried it
her: FUCK U
me: you should its hot
her: I should report you
me: please do
her: you are sick
me: you kinda look like a donkey guess I don't need the porn anymore!!!
her: I do not
me: yes you do, what are you wearing?
me: where did you go we were just getting along
her: I'm going to tell my man about you!
me: what are you 13
her: I'm 22
me: oh a young donkey
her: you are sick in head
me: your man is into donkeys
her: you wish you could be my man
me: your right he doesn't have to look at donkeys on line he has his own
her FUCK OFF
me: I think I'm in love with you

At this point she no longer wanted to "chat" with me and "unfriended" me...